Minggu, 07 Agustus 2011
arti C.I.N.T.A
C=ukup i aja,I=ndah jika sama2 suka,N=amun kadang sakit juga,T=anpa cinta mungkin gk bahagia,A=palagi kalo ke -2 orang tua menerima.....
Senin, 18 Juli 2011
The Lazy Song – Bruno Mars Song Lyrics
Today I don’t feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don’t feel like picking up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
Cus today I swear I’m not doing anything
I’m gonna kick my feet up and stare at the fan
Turn the TV on
Throw my hand in my pants
Nobodys gon’ tell me I can’t
I’ll be lying on the couch just chillin in my snuggie
Click to MTV so they can teach me how to dougie
Cus in my castle I’m the freakin man
Oh Oh
Yes I said it
I said it
I said it cus I can
Today I don’t feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don’t feel like picking up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
Cus today I swear I’m not doing anything
Nothing at all
Woohoo ooh
Woohoo ooh hooh ooh ooh
Nothing at all
Woohoo ooh
Woohoo ooh hooh ooh ooh
Tomorrow I’ll wake up do some P90X
Meet a really nice girl have some really nice sex
And she’s gonna sream out ‘this is great’ (Oh my god, this is great)
Yeaaah
I might mess around and get my college degree
I bet my old mam would be so proud of me
But sorry paps you’ll just have to wait
Oh Oh
Yes I said it
I said it
I said it cus I can
Today I don’t feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don’t feel like picking up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
Cus today I swear I’m not doing anything
No I ain’t gonna comb my hair
Cus I ain’t going anywhere
No No No No No No No No No
Oh
I’ll just strut in my birthday suit
And let everything hang loose
YeahYeahYeahYeahYeah…
Ohh ohh
Today I don’t feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don’t feel like picking up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
Cus today I swear I’m not doing anything
Nothing at all
Woohoo ooh
Woohoo ooh hooh ooh ooh
Nothing at all
Woohoo ooh
Woohoo ooh hooh ooh ooh
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don’t feel like picking up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
Cus today I swear I’m not doing anything
I’m gonna kick my feet up and stare at the fan
Turn the TV on
Throw my hand in my pants
Nobodys gon’ tell me I can’t
I’ll be lying on the couch just chillin in my snuggie
Click to MTV so they can teach me how to dougie
Cus in my castle I’m the freakin man
Oh Oh
Yes I said it
I said it
I said it cus I can
Today I don’t feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don’t feel like picking up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
Cus today I swear I’m not doing anything
Nothing at all
Woohoo ooh
Woohoo ooh hooh ooh ooh
Nothing at all
Woohoo ooh
Woohoo ooh hooh ooh ooh
Tomorrow I’ll wake up do some P90X
Meet a really nice girl have some really nice sex
And she’s gonna sream out ‘this is great’ (Oh my god, this is great)
Yeaaah
I might mess around and get my college degree
I bet my old mam would be so proud of me
But sorry paps you’ll just have to wait
Oh Oh
Yes I said it
I said it
I said it cus I can
Today I don’t feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don’t feel like picking up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
Cus today I swear I’m not doing anything
No I ain’t gonna comb my hair
Cus I ain’t going anywhere
No No No No No No No No No
Oh
I’ll just strut in my birthday suit
And let everything hang loose
YeahYeahYeahYeahYeah…
Ohh ohh
Today I don’t feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don’t feel like picking up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
Cus today I swear I’m not doing anything
Nothing at all
Woohoo ooh
Woohoo ooh hooh ooh ooh
Nothing at all
Woohoo ooh
Woohoo ooh hooh ooh ooh
Minggu, 17 Juli 2011
Perfect Two
You can be the peanut butter to my jelly
You can be the butterflies i feel in my belly
You can be the captain
And i can be your first mate
You can be the chills that i feel on our first date
You can be the hero
And i can be your sidekick
You can be the tear That i cry if we ever split
You can be the rain from the could when it's stormin'
Or u can be the sun when it shines in the mornin'
**Chorus
Don't know if i could be without with you
'Cause boy you complete me
And in time i know that we will both see That we're all we need
'Cause you're apple to my pie
You're the straw to my berry
You're the smoke to my high
And you're the one I wanna marry
*'Cause you're the one for me (for me)
And I'm the one for you (for you)
You take the both of use (of use)
And you're the perfect two
We're the perfect two
We're the perfect two
Baby me and you
We're the perfect two
You can be the prince and I can be your princess
You can be the sweet tooth I can be the dentist
You can be the shoes and I can be the laces
You can be the heart that i spill on the pages
You can be the vodka and i can be the chaser
You can be the pencil and I can be the paper
You can be as cold as winter weather
But i don't care as long as were together
back to **
You know I'll never doubt ya
And you know I think about ya
And you know i can't live without ya
I love the way that you smile
And maybe in just a while
I can see me walk down the aisle
back to *
You can be the butterflies i feel in my belly
You can be the captain
And i can be your first mate
You can be the chills that i feel on our first date
You can be the hero
And i can be your sidekick
You can be the tear That i cry if we ever split
You can be the rain from the could when it's stormin'
Or u can be the sun when it shines in the mornin'
**Chorus
Don't know if i could be without with you
'Cause boy you complete me
And in time i know that we will both see That we're all we need
'Cause you're apple to my pie
You're the straw to my berry
You're the smoke to my high
And you're the one I wanna marry
*'Cause you're the one for me (for me)
And I'm the one for you (for you)
You take the both of use (of use)
And you're the perfect two
We're the perfect two
We're the perfect two
Baby me and you
We're the perfect two
You can be the prince and I can be your princess
You can be the sweet tooth I can be the dentist
You can be the shoes and I can be the laces
You can be the heart that i spill on the pages
You can be the vodka and i can be the chaser
You can be the pencil and I can be the paper
You can be as cold as winter weather
But i don't care as long as were together
back to **
You know I'll never doubt ya
And you know I think about ya
And you know i can't live without ya
I love the way that you smile
And maybe in just a while
I can see me walk down the aisle
back to *
Sabtu, 16 Juli 2011
MAHASISWI KEDOKTERAN
Ada 6 mahasiswi fakultas kedokteran yang sedang menunggu panggilan untuk ujian lisan untuk mata pelajaran penyakit dalam. Penguji terkenal seorang profesor top-killer. Mahasiswi pertama masuk dan langsung mendapat pertanyaan.
Prof.: sebutkan bagian badan yang dapat membesar sampai 7 kali !
Mahas.1 tidak berani menjawab sambil menutup mulut dan terkikik … hihi… hihi.
Prof. marah : kamu pergi dan panggil yang berikutnya !
Prof.: sebutkan bagian badan yang bisa membesar sampai 7 kali !
Mahas.II juga tidak menjawab hanya terkikik …hihi…hihi…
Sang prof tambah marah dan mengusir mahasiswi II. Sampai pada mahasiswi ke 5 jawabannya adalah sama yaitu hihi…hihi. Masuklah mahasiswi ke 6…
Prof.: Sebutkan bagian badan yang dapat membesar sampai 7 kali !
Mahasiwi 6: liver, profesor. Dia bisa 7 kali membesar kalau terkena radang.
Prof.: Bagus, untuk kamu sudah cukup. Katakan kepada teman-temanmu itu, bahwa “hihi…hihi..” hanya berkembang sampai 5 kali !!!
Prof.: sebutkan bagian badan yang dapat membesar sampai 7 kali !
Mahas.1 tidak berani menjawab sambil menutup mulut dan terkikik … hihi… hihi.
Prof. marah : kamu pergi dan panggil yang berikutnya !
Prof.: sebutkan bagian badan yang bisa membesar sampai 7 kali !
Mahas.II juga tidak menjawab hanya terkikik …hihi…hihi…
Sang prof tambah marah dan mengusir mahasiswi II. Sampai pada mahasiswi ke 5 jawabannya adalah sama yaitu hihi…hihi. Masuklah mahasiswi ke 6…
Prof.: Sebutkan bagian badan yang dapat membesar sampai 7 kali !
Mahasiwi 6: liver, profesor. Dia bisa 7 kali membesar kalau terkena radang.
Prof.: Bagus, untuk kamu sudah cukup. Katakan kepada teman-temanmu itu, bahwa “hihi…hihi..” hanya berkembang sampai 5 kali !!!
MAKAN MALAM
Ada sepasang pengantin baru yang lagi mesra-mesranya. Suatu pagi sang suami hendak berangkat kekantornya.
Suami : Ma, aku pergi dulu!
Istri : Nggak sarapan dulu?
Suami : Nggak, aku belum lapar!
Lalu sang suami mencium bibir istrinya dengan mesra sambil berkata “ini makan pagiku!”, sang istri pun tersenyum. Karena ada sesuatu yang tertinggal, pada siang harinya sang suami balik kerumah dan bertemu istrinya lagi.
Istri : Ada apa mas koq balik kerumah?
Suami : Ada sesuatu yang tertinggal!
Istri : Nggak makan siang dulu?
Suami : Nggak, aku masih belum lapar!
Lalu dengan mesranya sang suami menghampiri istrinya dan menciumi “(.)(.)-nya” (breast) sambil berkata “ini makan siangku!” sang istri pun senang campur bahagia. Ketika sore hari menjelang malam sang suami pun pulang kerumah, dengan kagetnya ia melihat tingkah laku sang istri, lalu bertanya.
Suami : “Sedang apa kamu!?”, karena ia melihat istrinya sedang duduk diatas rice cooker yang hidup dan panas tanpa celana dalam. Dengan ungkapan yang senang sang istri menjawab.
Istri : Ngangetin makan malam, mas! ………..
Suami : Ma, aku pergi dulu!
Istri : Nggak sarapan dulu?
Suami : Nggak, aku belum lapar!
Lalu sang suami mencium bibir istrinya dengan mesra sambil berkata “ini makan pagiku!”, sang istri pun tersenyum. Karena ada sesuatu yang tertinggal, pada siang harinya sang suami balik kerumah dan bertemu istrinya lagi.
Istri : Ada apa mas koq balik kerumah?
Suami : Ada sesuatu yang tertinggal!
Istri : Nggak makan siang dulu?
Suami : Nggak, aku masih belum lapar!
Lalu dengan mesranya sang suami menghampiri istrinya dan menciumi “(.)(.)-nya” (breast) sambil berkata “ini makan siangku!” sang istri pun senang campur bahagia. Ketika sore hari menjelang malam sang suami pun pulang kerumah, dengan kagetnya ia melihat tingkah laku sang istri, lalu bertanya.
Suami : “Sedang apa kamu!?”, karena ia melihat istrinya sedang duduk diatas rice cooker yang hidup dan panas tanpa celana dalam. Dengan ungkapan yang senang sang istri menjawab.
Istri : Ngangetin makan malam, mas! ………..
Kebiasaan Makan di Pesawat
Kebiasaan makan dipesawat terbang …….
Bila selesai makan, garpu dan sendok :
1. disilangkan = penumpang dari Amerika
2. sejajar = penumpang dari benua Eropa
3. Sejajar diluar piring = penumpang dari Jepang
4. hilang = penumpang dari Indonesia
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